The Workout
And here's another one of my favourites. After reading this you'll realise why I don't need to go to the gym...
The Workout
The Doc told me that I should start an exercise programme. Not wanting to harm this body, I've devised the following:
Beat around the bush
Jump to conclusions
Climb the walls
Wade through the morning paper.
Drag my heels
Push my luck
Make mountains out of mole hills
Hit the nail on the head.
Bend over backwards
Jump on the band wagon
Run around in circles.
Toot my own horns
Pull out all the stops
Add fuel to fire.
Open a can of worms
Put my foot in the mouth
Start the ball rolling
Go over the edge
Pick up the pieces.
Kneel in prayer
Bow my head in thanksgiving
Uplift my hands in praise
Hug someone and encourage them.
What a workout!
Rest at lasst.
The Workout
The Doc told me that I should start an exercise programme. Not wanting to harm this body, I've devised the following:
Beat around the bush
Jump to conclusions
Climb the walls
Wade through the morning paper.
Drag my heels
Push my luck
Make mountains out of mole hills
Hit the nail on the head.
Bend over backwards
Jump on the band wagon
Run around in circles.
Toot my own horns
Pull out all the stops
Add fuel to fire.
Open a can of worms
Put my foot in the mouth
Start the ball rolling
Go over the edge
Pick up the pieces.
Kneel in prayer
Bow my head in thanksgiving
Uplift my hands in praise
Hug someone and encourage them.
What a workout!
Rest at lasst.
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